How 2 Be Healthy

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  • Me know almonds make cyanide 👁👄👁

    Dino ToasterDino ToasterTunti sitten
  • so 30 almonds!

    Gabriel's FilmsGabriel's Films5 tuntia sitten
  • 2:22

    Gabriel's FilmsGabriel's Films5 tuntia sitten
  • 5 almonds a day keeps the cancer away

    Random PersonRandom Person10 tuntia sitten
  • 5 Almond daily No cancer

    Jacob not telling my last name bozoJacob not telling my last name bozo14 tuntia sitten
  • 8 almonds a day you become a god

    AdrianAdrianPäivä sitten
  • i dont get how his wife is married but still goes to school?And what he doing'Is her p3d0?Wtf?

    once armyonce armyPäivä sitten
  • 9:06 instructions unclear dated four people and jumped off a bridge

    diarroboG 36diarroboG 36Päivä sitten
  • Danny should have said, "that would be grape" for the raisins with the reason water built in

    hiitssiahhiitssiahPäivä sitten
  • Sometimes i forget that he is in fact 26 years old with a house. I always tell myself hes 17

    [Whitty][Whitty]Päivä sitten
  • Are we not gonna talk ab how the husband is receiving a grade card for his wife, who I assume is in grade school 😃

    Emery-Grace SantosEmery-Grace Santos2 päivää sitten
  • “They should try making raisins that have the water built into them” Yeah that would be pretty grape.

    ziziwaiziziwai2 päivää sitten
  • 11:25 "that would be pretty grape." You did not do that YOURE NOT EVEN A DAD

    n_galifin_galifi2 päivää sitten
  • he said raisin water is great so i said raisin water is grape

    the random girl whos bad at every thingthe random girl whos bad at every thing2 päivää sitten
  • oh shit i forgot my 5 almonds, i’m gonna get cancer

    antisocialbredantisocialbred2 päivää sitten
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Subject DeltaSubject Delta2 päivää sitten
  • *H A*

    Raccoon News reporterRaccoon News reporter2 päivää sitten
  • Whats funny is that there’s 5 dates and 6 almonds

    the Tacogamrthe Tacogamr2 päivää sitten
  • 8:33 the reason he doesn't say that there are 6 almonds there is that he doesn't know any math. He just doesn't get it.

    David GohelDavid Gohel2 päivää sitten
  • Yeeeet🌫🪲🦈🪅

    Rewasharma SharmaRewasharma Sharma2 päivää sitten
  • *f u c k* now we gotta make them all do that

    Nicholas DeDeaNicholas DeDea3 päivää sitten
  • They realize almonds have cyanide in them right

    KrakenKraken3 päivää sitten
    • Actually, only wild almonds have Cyanide. Sweet almonds still have trace amounts of amygdalin but not enough, by any reasonable measure, to produce dangerous amounts of cyanide.

      WaterWater2 päivää sitten
  • I stuck to the eating regiment of eat apple Lemon 4 almonds 5 dates and 1 milk for 78 years I have ascended beyond godly hood. I have the power of time travel and can be big think past any doctor for health concerns. This universe is inadequate for my power and soon I will have to create a new on where cosmic law makes it so that apple lemon 5 dates 4 almonds and one milk IS. THE. ONLY. FOOD.

    Ion RemiIon Remi3 päivää sitten
  • Fun fact: almonds have trace amounts of cyanide (one of the most fast acting and deadly poisons ever), though it's not enough to be harmful to you.

    JaidenJaiden3 päivää sitten
  • Actually I had two laughters

    My Movie reviewsMy Movie reviews3 päivää sitten
  • so we're just gonna gloss over the fact that that one dude's wife had a report card?

    nuugetnuuget3 päivää sitten
  • Did You Know - *5 almond Daily No Cancer* me - **is allergic to almonds...** Did You Know - *One Lemon Daily No Fat* me - *wait- im a lemon* 🍋 also me - 😰😭 *god save me*

    TokaiLemonTokaiLemon3 päivää sitten
    • Ah yes my favorite gender *lemon*

      hornet is voidhornet is void3 päivää sitten
  • danny i know it’s been a year but ever since i laughed more than once while watching this video, the crime has haunted me ever since. i needed to turn myself in. i’m so sorry

    OrbitOrbit4 päivää sitten
  • "Scientists should make raisins with the water already in them" Grapes: *Am I a joke to you?*

    BoredMemer90BoredMemer904 päivää sitten
  • 8:20 people might think im being petty but there are siz almonds there mind you six just get it right.

    Perser BragoPerser Brago4 päivää sitten
  • Ghandi wasn't a legend he was really cruel

    Editsfor everythingEditsfor everything4 päivää sitten
  • I wonder if I ate the almonds and then got cancer if I could sue for false advertising

    Tyler Joseph SchommerTyler Joseph Schommer4 päivää sitten
  • GEG

    IvyIvy4 päivää sitten
  • the amount of heteronormative shit, also no, its straights sit normally, gays cant sit right

    OmbeeOmbee4 päivää sitten
  • 0:57 did anyone else say “Ha”with him? 😂😂😂

    BLUE MooNBLUE MooN4 päivää sitten
  • Me:Hiding cool big drum cutely

    Curry ConsumerCurry Consumer4 päivää sitten
  • 11:00 is raisin water just....... Wine?

    A_personA_person4 päivää sitten
  • 3:38 wtf

    Vyvy NguyenVyvy Nguyen4 päivää sitten
  • the quicker you learn that the quicker you can dodge their attacks gay tension

    The FBI guyThe FBI guy4 päivää sitten
    • boys are nice to look at

      The FBI guyThe FBI guy4 päivää sitten
  • we should’ve just told jacob to have 5 almonds daily then no cancer 🤭

    Raina RickettsRaina Ricketts4 päivää sitten
  • What if I eat my daily dates at 9 AM but I get cancer at 8:30? WHAT THEN, DANIEL???

    Laustin SpaceLaustin Space5 päivää sitten
  • I had a laughter. I shall now pause the video and return at a later date for another laughter

    Gregory MatterGregory Matter5 päivää sitten
  • Milk Small oranges Pancake syrup Chips Coco pebbles Oat meal 1 min Dove soap bars Metal scrubs for dishes Good sponges

    I Will Eat An AppleI Will Eat An Apple5 päivää sitten
  • seagles

    blumbeileyblumbeiley5 päivää sitten
  • Well all those things eating them every day would help with weight loss, if you only have eat that and not anything else

    Din DjarinDin Djarin5 päivää sitten
  • “Wouldn’t it be great if scientists looked into raisins with water built into them? That would be grape.”

    Din DjarinDin Djarin5 päivää sitten
  • I made 2 laughter >:D

    Zorak The Potato ManZorak The Potato Man5 päivää sitten
  • 3:38 Title "How 2 Be Healthy" Every women now "FINally, I Can Have 2 Arms And 1 Mouth Now, FUCK yea."

    KrakenatYTKrakenatYT5 päivää sitten
  • Um hold on a second, why are we not talking about "Wife's school report card"????? I'M SORRY?? Is this man married to a school child??

    Isobel MacDonaldIsobel MacDonald5 päivää sitten
  • Guys: hahas Me: savs ha till end so can wach hole vid😏😏

    gabrial leasumgabrial leasum6 päivää sitten
  • I came back to the vid although it was almost finished and i just clicked the video and heard- “I need pants NOW. cause I ruined my other ones😔”

    ZezzloZezzlo6 päivää sitten
  • This is a try not to laugh video in disguise

    bitch with a YouTube accountbitch with a YouTube account6 päivää sitten
  • Trisha patata’s bussy 😌❤️

    gracie_.babezzgracie_.babezz6 päivää sitten
  • 11:15 Describing a grape

    InhaledDeath -InhaledDeath -6 päivää sitten
  • 12:39 gorgeous

    WhyAmIHere. BreadWhyAmIHere. Bread6 päivää sitten
  • Fun fact: almonds have a small amount of cyanide

    XaalderanXaalderan6 päivää sitten
  • at 8:32 there are 6 almonds, not 5

    Kyrah McknightKyrah Mcknight6 päivää sitten
  • It doesn't bring glow to face

    Nyawa BottomleyNyawa Bottomley6 päivää sitten
  • the indian experience of watching danny's videos is when u realise the cringy acc he's abt to talk abt is indian 0.5 secs into it

    hopehope6 päivää sitten
  • almond sales after this: 📈 📈

    adaada6 päivää sitten
  • I can’t believe this was a year ago already

    Ruby DriscollRuby Driscoll6 päivää sitten
  • Nice watch I love apple watches⌚️

    Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugyIhbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy7 päivää sitten
  • 4 Almond Daily Small cancer

    PastatartPastatart7 päivää sitten
  • Yo for a sec I was like "omg all I need is to eat almonds every day and I'll be skinny" (I need help ok-) then I remembered... If I eat any tree nut my face will turn red, my tongue and throat will be itchy, I'll break out in hives, start throwing up and then, and this part it SUPER fun, MY THROAT WILL CLOSE UP AND I'LL JUST DIE But at least I'll be skinny

    Brooke .-.Brooke .-.7 päivää sitten
  • they be like: uoedwiuoda[wd ALMONDS eianiqpewfmap

    V A N M A NV A N M A N7 päivää sitten
  • Bruh what I low-key thought this was posted in 2019 before the pandemic whaaat

    FluffyBunchyFluffyBunchy7 päivää sitten
  • Ok I got this ad for a game called Go Balls and the ad was like "my wife said I play the game or she is gonna divorce me" and "my cat Tomas' plays this game" wtf

    SuchwowitzmadsSuchwowitzmads7 päivää sitten
  • 3:38 as a girl I can confirm that is exactly how I sit

    Gay SquidGay Squid7 päivää sitten
  • 9:44 if only Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard had just eaten 4 dates

    Kybug 4 LifeKybug 4 Life7 päivää sitten
    • @• adrienscrown • I’m both of those things lol 😂 and him saying head cut off instantly made me think of them

      Kybug 4 LifeKybug 4 Life4 päivää sitten
    • Damn bro why you gotta attack all the Tudor nerds and Six fans like that

      • adrienscrown •• adrienscrown •4 päivää sitten
  • Danny: George Washington Me: don’t do it My absolute shit brain: HERE COMES THE GENERAL-

    Stupid ContentStupid Content7 päivää sitten
  • hlthaiy am i

    Super Sup S.SSuper Sup S.S7 päivää sitten
  • Watching this an entire year after, hard to believe it’s been this long.

    Quill ArbeloQuill Arbelo8 päivää sitten
  • 11:15 yes it would be grape

    Kasuka PlaysKasuka Plays8 päivää sitten
    • LMAO

      jj7 päivää sitten
  • Can someone please explain why it says mathS? Where does the ‘s’ come from? Maybe it’s cause I’m in America and other countries have an ‘s’ at the end, but I’m confused.🙃

    Mackenzie JohnsonMackenzie Johnson8 päivää sitten
  • Sorry I violated your laughing law please forgive me

    Spheniscus demersusSpheniscus demersus8 päivää sitten
  • they should make raisins with the water built into them T H A T W O U L D B E G R A P E

    ShepDanceShepDance8 päivää sitten
  • Exactly one year and no cancer. Thanks Almonds

    TheLikTheLik8 päivää sitten
  • POV you happen to accidentally watch this video exactly a year after it was posted XD

    C-Playz317C-Playz3178 päivää sitten
  • I was seeing another video and it said that almonds have a little of what’s known as CYANIDE O_O

    Emil RojasEmil Rojas8 päivää sitten
  • this video is now 1 year old exactly and rona is still hear so we all just eat 80 dates

    DeafShoot HumanDeafShoot Human8 päivää sitten
  • 5:39 Why did they take images from the three idiots?

    Asian Guy On The InternetAsian Guy On The Internet9 päivää sitten
  • I am a legend, I made up a sentence, "5 apples a day, keeps the hospital away." (I ate 5 apples in one day, I like apples)

    TurnipTurnip9 päivää sitten
    • Nice

      hornet is voidhornet is void7 päivää sitten
    • @Turnip well thats what i call military though

      DeafShoot HumanDeafShoot Human7 päivää sitten
    • @DeafShoot Human i am the legend, named Turnip i eat apples alive

      TurnipTurnip8 päivää sitten
    • than why are you turnip

      DeafShoot HumanDeafShoot Human8 päivää sitten
  • TRULY GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cooper CombsCooper Combs9 päivää sitten
  • I have 1 milk daily and I have such bad bone issues

    Crow or Nicole OosthuizenCrow or Nicole Oosthuizen9 päivää sitten
  • Fun fact, if you eat 5 apricot pits a day, it can prevent cancer and other diseases. My grandmother ate them when she had cander and it almost went away.She stopped tho coz she thought it was over and.....died😅

    NessiebotNessiebot9 päivää sitten
  • After watching this, you already know your boy is a god.

    Neo hatesyouNeo hatesyou9 päivää sitten
  • I had 2 laughter. Now Im legally skilled

    Alpha TwistAlpha Twist10 päivää sitten
  • lol

    zeki mete bayrakzeki mete bayrak10 päivää sitten
  • When his face turned red after eating the almond I thought what if he's allergic lol

    hamsnerdhamsnerd11 päivää sitten
  • Damn, grandpa shoulda eaten some fuckin almonds I guess

    Doe 82Doe 8211 päivää sitten
  • Danny: They should make raisins with water built into them Me: Grapes? Also Me: Your heart was in the right place XD

    HappiestTick234PlayzzHappiestTick234Playzz11 päivää sitten
  • “The quicker you understand that... *the quicker you can dodge their attack.”*

    CreationatorCreationator11 päivää sitten
  • Gay

    BitchcrackBitchcrack11 päivää sitten
  • Not even 5 minutes in and I AM DYING. Guess this is why I was only allowed the one laughter. So funny, I can't breathe. X'''D

    C GarciaC Garcia12 päivää sitten
  • Eats a apple and 5 almonds and eats dates and chugs milk then proceeds to take every bad kind of drug in existence

    this manthis man12 päivää sitten
  • prayer = no tension me an atheist:

    ShepDaCommunistShepDaCommunist12 päivää sitten
  • Heck I had one laughter

    Tasty Garbage studiosTasty Garbage studios12 päivää sitten
  • *makes a mistake* everyone: "Oh My God." "Its Jason Bourne."

    Stuff and StuffStuff and Stuff12 päivää sitten
  • what if your allergic to almonds

    Ian HillIan Hill12 päivää sitten
  • Danny: scientists should look into this. like they should make raisins, with the water built in. they are called grapes.

    FirefoxFirefox12 päivää sitten